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'There goes Claudius in his all-terrain-vehicle.'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

The Fast Lane.

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Day one, post grad

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

After I crossed the road, I began to ask myself why I did anything.

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

"And then bear left at the war memorial, first right down Newton road and St Luke's is straight ahead."

Cars.

'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'

"Oh shut up."

'We could use a little divine guidance right about now, reverend.'

Road Construction.

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

Failure - Success

Pick a direction.

"Dad, how often have I told you there's no point in trying to start an argument with the sat-nav?"

'Is it worth it? Do I really want to give all this up for a career in cardiac catheterization?'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot holes!'

'Sorry I'm late - traffic was insane.'

Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s personal hell.

Urban transport and speeding accidents

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.