4x4 Navigator Pillows

'There goes Claudius in his all-terrain-vehicle.'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

The Fast Lane.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Admit it, we're lost."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Day one, post grad

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Cars.

"Oh shut up."

"And then bear left at the war memorial, first right down Newton road and St Luke's is straight ahead."

'We could use a little divine guidance right about now, reverend.'

'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'

Road Construction.

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

Failure - Success

Pick a direction.

Urban transport and speeding accidents

'Someone's got to do something about these pot holes!'

'Is it worth it? Do I really want to give all this up for a career in cardiac catheterization?'

'Sorry I'm late - traffic was insane.'

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.