Crossroads Navigator Pillows

Failure - Success

'Is it worth it? Do I really want to give all this up for a career in cardiac catheterization?'

The fate of the emigrant

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

Continuing education.

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

The Fast Lane.

Wall Street Couch

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

Economic Downturns

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'I'll fix the problem... you fix the blame.'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?"

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

'I take it this department has had conflicts.'

'We're facing a hostile takeover.'

"What a cute little spot for us to eventually get into a fight in!"

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Capitalism.

Ruble in Trouble

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

'Busting balls since 1983.'

'I think the problem is, Lydia, you're a man-hater and Robert, you're a woman-hater, and I can't stand either one of you.'

The Covid Tail

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

'We don't have a mission statement. We have a survival plan.'