Crossroads Navigator Mugs

Failure - Success

'Is it worth it? Do I really want to give all this up for a career in cardiac catheterization?'

The fate of the emigrant

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

Continuing education.

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

The Fast Lane.

Wall Street Couch

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

Economic Downturns

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?"

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'I'll fix the problem... you fix the blame.'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

'I take it this department has had conflicts.'

'Busting balls since 1983.'

Ruble in Trouble

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

"What a cute little spot for us to eventually get into a fight in!"

The Covid Tail

Capitalism.

'I think the problem is, Lydia, you're a man-hater and Robert, you're a woman-hater, and I can't stand either one of you.'

'We're facing a hostile takeover.'

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."