Two-wheel Aficionado T-Shirts

'It's an old moped injury.'

"What's a patent?"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Touring Cyclist

A smiling cyclist

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

It's great for pulling the birds!

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Bicycle Sidecar.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

"USA map"

Hamster.

Off to work.

Ug was to regret not seeing the potential of his new discovery.