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Blimey, you're showing your age now, Tom.

'Not bad. How is it going uphill?'

"I invented the wheel, but he invented the hubcap."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"What's a patent?"

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Touring Cyclist

Mister Pretty Shoes

A smiling cyclist

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

Roads with a view.

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

"It's called being preemptive."

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

Man generating power for machine.

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

Cars at the drive in.

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

A dog drives a car while a man has two broken arms.

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge