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'And this style comes with a complimentary podiatrist appointment.'

'I don't have it in your size. Is that a problem?'

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

"I always wear 5 inch heels to a doctor's appointment. That makes me the perfect weight for my height."

High heel

'I have a heightened sense of awareness these days of what's going on around me. It may be the three inch heels.'

"This style comes with a free podiatrist appointment."

'I don't think high heels really suit you dear.'

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels

The Fashion Industry Disappears: 'Oh God, what comfortable shoes.'

"It's a little much. Do you have them without this banana?"

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

Well worth the agony

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

I love my prostiboots

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

"If I didn't know before I sure as hell know who Manolo Blahnik is now."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"What's a patent?"

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

A women in a shoeshop.

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Touring Cyclist

New Shoes.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Shoe addict.

Mister Pretty Shoes

A smiling cyclist

"Do you do much walking?"

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."