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"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

"Do you do much walking?"

'Call me a slave to fashion, but how do I get down from these without killing myself?'

Stilettos Sharpened

'This new style should sell like hot cakes.' - 'It's big on the inside and small on the outside.'

Shoes

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

A women in a shoeshop.

e-shoes

He won't sit, but he heels well.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"A little help, please."

Mister Pretty Shoes

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

'You need brake shoes. May I suggest an Italian leather with five-inch heels?'

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

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'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"I can count to 20...Without taking off my shoes."

No Swimming Allowed

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

The Wedge Shoe at Work