Heel Lover Mugs

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

"Do you do much walking?"

'Call me a slave to fashion, but how do I get down from these without killing myself?'

Stilettos Sharpened

'This new style should sell like hot cakes.' - 'It's big on the inside and small on the outside.'

Shoes

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

e-shoes

A women in a shoeshop.

"A little help, please."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Mister Pretty Shoes

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

'You need brake shoes. May I suggest an Italian leather with five-inch heels?'

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

We stock ALL sizes...

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

No Swimming Allowed

"I can count to 20...Without taking off my shoes."

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"I can't believe I sold my soul for platforms, they're so last season"

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

The Wedge Shoe at Work

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'