Boot Lover Mugs

"These boots were made for drinking."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. I

'I wonder if cowboys wear pumps?'

'Oh Bessie.'

Cowboy on barstool with stirrups.

'Inside or outside! Make up your mind!'

'You know very well Simkins that we do NOT need to measure the lady's inside leg for boots!'

Jesus's brief and little known cowboy boots phase.

"We´re into leather."

Trying on boots

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

e-shoes

"They're comfortable."

A women in a shoeshop.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"A little help, please."

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

Shoe addict.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Fishing from the Pier

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

"Do you do much walking?"

Vivienne Westwood

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

Podiatry. The greated podiatrist of all time, you say? Yep. I studied at his feet.

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'You need brake shoes. May I suggest an Italian leather with five-inch heels?'

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'