Boot Lover Gifts

"These boots were made for drinking."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. I

'I wonder if cowboys wear pumps?'

'Oh Bessie.'

Cowboy on barstool with stirrups.

'Inside or outside! Make up your mind!'

'You know very well Simkins that we do NOT need to measure the lady's inside leg for boots!'

Jesus's brief and little known cowboy boots phase.

"We´re into leather."

Trying on boots

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"They're comfortable."

e-shoes

A women in a shoeshop.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

Shoe addict.

"A little help, please."

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Fishing from the Pier

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

"Do you do much walking?"

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'You need brake shoes. May I suggest an Italian leather with five-inch heels?'

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"I can count to 20...Without taking off my shoes."