Boot Aficionado Gifts

"Wow, these boots really ARE water repellent!"

"They may be very comfortable, but you are in the military and supposed to wear boots, not flip-flops."

"Do you ever get the feeling that you're forgetting something?"

Man being measured for boots

"Cool boots! Would you leave them to me when you kick the bucket because of toner dust and pneumoconiosis due to asbestos?"

The Little Old Lady Goes Fishing.

I love my prostiboots

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

Vivienne Westwood

Beef Wellington

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

New Shoes.

Shoe addict.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

Bobbies library of jeans

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

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'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"You're right. They do taste funny."

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'Best to keep downwind.'