Boot Collectors Gifts

Fish hooking an old boot to a fishing line.

'In battle, we might fight in opposite sides, but when buying shoes we are partners.'

'On the count of three: One, two, ...'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"They're comfortable."

He won't sit, but he heels well.

A women in a shoeshop.

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

Mister Pretty Shoes

Robot Jogger

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Shoes Make The Man

"Do you smell something?"

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

"Would you like to try them out?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

'Our giant sale now on!'

'Best to keep downwind.'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'