Wheel Lovers Mugs

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

"What's a patent?"

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

He won't sit, but he heels well.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Touring Cyclist

A smiling cyclist

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

Do you suppose this is art or science?

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

"I always wear 5 inch heels to a doctor's appointment. That makes me the perfect weight for my height."

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

Caveman creates wheel which he turns into a toilet seat.

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'

Off to work.

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."