Wheel Lover Mugs

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"What's a patent?"

He won't sit, but he heels well.

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Touring Cyclist

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Mister Pretty Shoes

A smiling cyclist

"Do you do much walking?"

Do you suppose this is art or science?

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

The Wheel of Life

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

"I always wear 5 inch heels to a doctor's appointment. That makes me the perfect weight for my height."

Caveman creates wheel which he turns into a toilet seat.

Happy Office