Heel Devotee T-Shirts

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

A women in a shoeshop.

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

"These come with a Health and Safety warning..."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

You had me at vintage.

Mister Pretty Shoes

Arts and crafts

"Do you do much walking?"

French Early Bird

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Olympic Torch Training

"...And please let the merger do through!"

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

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'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

"I always wear 5 inch heels to a doctor's appointment. That makes me the perfect weight for my height."

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

Hit me.

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

High heel

'Call me a slave to fashion, but how do I get down from these without killing myself?'

Football Deity.

'Michael left me because of my extreme couponing...at least I think he left me.'