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'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

A women in a shoeshop.

He won't sit, but he heels well.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

The Main Types of Cheese

"Do you do much walking?"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

Snow is falling...

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

"She said yes! She's the seal of approval!"

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

The Queen

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

Great wheel. Lousy frisbee.

Butterfly Woman

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

Monster Truck Problem: "How do we get in it?"

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

"These come with a Health and Safety warning..."

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

'Mike has had a lifelong dream of working at Sea World.'

"I take it back: You might look at bit clumsy on land, but boy you're amazingly agile in the water!"

"I always wear 5 inch heels to a doctor's appointment. That makes me the perfect weight for my height."