Heel Admirer Prints

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

A women in a shoeshop.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

The Main Types of Cheese

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Do you do much walking?"

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

Snow is falling...

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

"She said yes! She's the seal of approval!"

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

The Queen

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

"These come with a Health and Safety warning..."

Butterfly Woman

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

Monster Truck Problem: "How do we get in it?"

"I take it back: You might look at bit clumsy on land, but boy you're amazingly agile in the water!"

"I always wear 5 inch heels to a doctor's appointment. That makes me the perfect weight for my height."

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."