Hearse Admirer Prints

Mechanic working on a hearse flees from falling skull

Skipping Horse

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Pony Rides

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Dog on a harp

"When we agreed that you would move in, Mr. Goodrich, you didn't mention Rex."

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"Stomp your foot once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'."

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

Harps and Embroidery.

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

My horse for a kingdom.

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

"Quit saying 'President Trump'. You're spookin' the horses."

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"I can't wait to see the look on their faces."

The Mythical Unicorn.

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

'Wow, I love the tan line! Looks like somebody had a little extended vacation in the sun.'

A rake jumps from a window onto a horse

"I guess he shouldn't have added an energy drink to the water trough."

Where Zebra's Come From.

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

Driving Tours

Greville Starkey

Extremely leggy woman emerges from stretch limo.

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

Horses are nervous animals. . .

"...Fox hunting on a Tuesday; witch hunting on a Thursday!"