Hearse Admirer Prints

Mechanic working on a hearse flees from falling skull

Skipping Horse

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Pony Rides

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Dog on a harp

"When we agreed that you would move in, Mr. Goodrich, you didn't mention Rex."

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

"Stomp your foot once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'."

Harps and Embroidery.

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

My horse for a kingdom.

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

"Quit saying 'President Trump'. You're spookin' the horses."

"I can't wait to see the look on their faces."

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

The Mythical Unicorn.

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

"I guess he shouldn't have added an energy drink to the water trough."

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

Driving Tours

Extremely leggy woman emerges from stretch limo.

'Wow, I love the tan line! Looks like somebody had a little extended vacation in the sun.'

Where Zebra's Come From.

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

A rake jumps from a window onto a horse

Horses are nervous animals. . .

"...Fox hunting on a Tuesday; witch hunting on a Thursday!"