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I pay 125 clams a year on road taxes.

"What's a patent?"

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

The Main Types of Cheese

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

Hombre's Best Friend.

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

Monster Truck Problem: "How do we get in it?"

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'

"I always wear 5 inch heels to a doctor's appointment. That makes me the perfect weight for my height."

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'