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Monster Truck Problem: "How do we get in it?"

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Driverless cars rage.

The Main Types of Cheese

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

'...so as soon as I seen the old gal havin' trouble calving.;..'

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

'With all the cars driven by little old ladies only to church on Sunday, you'd think the church would be completely full of little old ladies.'

Internal Combustion.

Puss n' scoot.

I pay 125 clams a year on road taxes.

Antiques Roadshow or Bust!

'I used to think it was such a compliment when he first named it after me.'

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

Inventing the wheel, Inventing Valet parking

"This is a loveable little motor, loves petrol, loves oil..."

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

"It's weird...for some reason, all I could think about today was cars."