Big Wheel Aficionado T-Shirts

'Unsinkable.'

"What's a patent?"

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Touring Cyclist

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

A smiling cyclist

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

Monster Truck Problem: "How do we get in it?"

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

Hamster.

"An ounce of prevention." "This way we don't need to raise as much."

Finish Annual IOK Grunion Run