Big Wheel Aficionado Gifts

'Unsinkable.'

"What's a patent?"

Touring Cyclist

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

A smiling cyclist

Do you suppose this is art or science?

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

Monster Truck Problem: "How do we get in it?"

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

The horses are off and "Movie Star" take the lead. Here comes "Freight Train" on the rail. Around the bend and down the stretch "Yoge Pose" takes the lead. It might be "Short Circuit" at the wire. No! The winner is "Selfie" in a photo finish!

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

Caveman creates wheel which he turns into a toilet seat.

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'

"An ounce of prevention." "This way we don't need to raise as much."

Finish Annual IOK Grunion Run

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'