Big Wheel Buff Gifts

'If you think that's big you ought to see the back tire.'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

Men's fragrances...

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Of Mice and Men.

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

'The buildings are merging.'

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

Happy Tots Day Care.

"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."

Our 4 Branches of Government

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

'We've found the problem...'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

'Best bit of winter pipe lagging I've seen for ages...unfortunately, that's just the scaffolding.'

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

Monster Truck Problem: "How do we get in it?"

Democracy for Hire

'We need someone on the outside.'

'Don't worry - all tall buildings sway a little in the wind.'

'So that's what it's for Ethel. It's somewhere to put their spirit level