Big Wheel Buff Pillows

'If you think that's big you ought to see the back tire.'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Men's fragrances...

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Of Mice and Men.

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

'The buildings are merging.'

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

Our 4 Branches of Government

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

'We've found the problem...'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

Monster Truck Problem: "How do we get in it?"

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.

'We need someone on the outside.'

'Best bit of winter pipe lagging I've seen for ages...unfortunately, that's just the scaffolding.'

'Don't worry - all tall buildings sway a little in the wind.'

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

'So that's what it's for Ethel. It's somewhere to put their spirit level