Big Rig Buff Gifts

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'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'Oh Hi!'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

I fart more than that!

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"Shall we put it in play?"

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

'The buildings are merging.'

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

"Can you recommend a suitable white wine to drink with my red wine?"

"Today we'll explore the origin of the cartoon universe. Also know as the 'Cartooniverse'."

They Always Say That

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

'We thought you'd like music during your building inspection.'

"Looks like a tragic accident Chief. Although how he could trip and fall under a road roller beats me."