Big Rig Fan Gifts

Truck companies waving 'drivers contract' looking for drivers

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Desert Island BBQ

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

'It seats two comfortably.'

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.

Scientists building a tower

'Still having problems finding day care?'

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

Later the stilts would go to Bobo's head, and he would begin demanding obedience from the 'little people.'

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom or night will stop Ed from overcooking the fish."

A 'failed' brake check!

Ecological electricity

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

'Sorry, Rudolph, we can't let you join in any reindeer games... You've tested positive for steroids.'

'I always thought the expression 'the road to success is paved with failure' was just a random saying and not the literal truth...'

'Well, if you won't take us to the circus - Can we have a barbeque?'

"The suspect is roughly 55 feet tall and quite possibly green."

Bird's Mimicking the Three Little Pigs,

Mountain Bike tracks.

Although they knew it had no practical applications, they couldn't help but be jealous of Jeb's shiny new 19-wheeler.

'Your'e going to meet a tall, dark, stranger.'

"I thought that open-hearth furnace was a little too open."

A hungry giant tricking innocent skiers.

But Willis, I was perfectly content with our little mole hill!!

Character trucks #4 Pick-up.

'That rig has made me feel more like a man than any woman ever did.'