Wind Farm Fan Gifts

Ecological electricity

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Raptures

Yoyo sheep

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

'Still having problems finding day care?'

'It's the cows. They can't get past a cattle guard.'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

Sandy Floss

Scientists building a tower

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

So? You snort when you laugh, too.

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

"If you want a balanced meal, you gotta plant in top soil, and rotate the crops."

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

'Is it true you're covered in genuine pigskin?'

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

'To be honest, Bo Peep only lost us for about fifteen minutes, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story...'

A Cumulonim-bus

"We raise our beef humanely."

'I told her not to follow me!'