Wind Farm Fan Gifts

Ecological electricity

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Raptures

Yoyo sheep

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

Sandy Floss

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

Scientists building a tower

'Still having problems finding day care?'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

'Is it true you're covered in genuine pigskin?'

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

'To be honest, Bo Peep only lost us for about fifteen minutes, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story...'

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

A Cumulonim-bus

"We raise our beef humanely."

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

"Yes, Daisy, Buttercup and Violet: our farmer likes flowers. . ."