Garden Equipment Fan Gifts

At the signing of William C.Lockland's latest best selling wheelbarrow.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Raptures

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Yoyo sheep

'They're dog roses!'

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Say it with flowers: It!

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

Bee in flight.

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

The Deer of Spring.

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

"It's inoperable and perennial."

Ovalifolium Longifora

Male elephant giving female flowers and LOTS of candy.

"Damn floral activists."

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'