Vegetable Garden Fan Gifts

"I love the moment when they discover we paid their garden a nocturnal visit."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

Raptures

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'They're dog roses!'

Yoyo sheep

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

Say it with flowers: It!

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

Bee in flight.

'It's the cows. They can't get past a cattle guard.'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

The Deer of Spring.

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

"It's inoperable and perennial."

Male elephant giving female flowers and LOTS of candy.

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

Ovalifolium Longifora

So? You snort when you laugh, too.

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"