Vegetable Garden Fan Gifts

"I love the moment when they discover we paid their garden a nocturnal visit."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Raptures

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'They're dog roses!'

Yoyo sheep

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Say it with flowers: It!

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

Bee in flight.

The Deer of Spring.

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

"It's inoperable and perennial."

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

Ovalifolium Longifora

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

"Damn floral activists."