Seasonal Vegetable Fan Gifts

Getting a great ear of corn makes me wish that summer would never end!

Apples for sale

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Gooseberry Fool...

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Ode to a Grill

Ball as water-melon.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Believe me it's only an apple."

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

The Brazilian Blow dry

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"I'm sorry, we advertised for an 'Au Pair'."

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

Strawberry Shake

I never heard of chunky style wine. I couldn't find any seedless grapes.

I love what you've done with your hare.

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

Banana

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

"Yes, it is hot in here."

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"

"Don't be fooled. Chaos reigns."

At the signing of William C.Lockland's latest best selling wheelbarrow.

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

"Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?"

'Chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered strawberries...is not what I mean when I said that fruit is healthy for you.'

"Do you have these apples in green?"

Doctor to patient: 'Tell me about these melon-collie feelings.'

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!