Vegetable Fan Gifts

"I'm thinking something in a cheddar."

Not the Willie Maize?

Halloween on Other Planets.

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

"You're not going to believe this! -- He's an animal!"

Apples for sale

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Raptures

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Gooseberry Fool...

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Ball as water-melon.

Yoyo sheep

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

"Believe me it's only an apple."

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

The Brazilian Blow dry

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

I never heard of chunky style wine. I couldn't find any seedless grapes.

"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?"

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.