Vegetable Fans Gifts

Most of the vegetables cried at the Onions wedding.

Apples for sale

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Gooseberry Fool...

Ball as water-melon.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Yoyo sheep

"Believe me it's only an apple."

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

The Brazilian Blow dry

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

I love what you've done with your hare.

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

Making healthy eating bearable.

I never heard of chunky style wine. I couldn't find any seedless grapes.

'It's the cows. They can't get past a cattle guard.'

"I'm sorry, we advertised for an 'Au Pair'."

Strawberry Shake

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

Farmacy - 'I can't read your doctor's chicken scratch. I'm sure the pharmacist can, though.'

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"

Free salad bar.

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."