Veggie Fan Gifts

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

"Do you think the kids will like you?"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

baby sweetcorn...

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

But is it organic?

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

See you at the farmers market!

At the market

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

The discovery of asparagus.

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

'What are you eating now?'

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

'He's all eyes!'

'I've saved you all the sprouts - Mum said they are very good for us!'

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

"Albino broccoli mum!"

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"