Veggie Fan Gifts

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

"Do you think the kids will like you?"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

baby sweetcorn...

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

But is it organic?

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

The discovery of asparagus.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

See you at the farmers market!

At the market

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

'What are you eating now?'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"Florets! How lovely, I'd better put them in some boiling water."

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'He's all eyes!'

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

Peas on Earth.