Veggie Pet Lover Gifts

"He's got no teeth, Einstein. Besides, he's a vegetarian."

Prize vegetables.

baby sweetcorn...

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

But is it organic?

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

Advocado

At the market

The discovery of asparagus.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

See you at the farmers market!

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

'What are you eating now?'

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

"Florets! How lovely, I'd better put them in some boiling water."

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

Mom's Diner/Mom's Desserts

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'