Vegan Lifestyle Fan Gifts

'Rob is a vegan.'

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Vegetarian Birds

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Punk Reindeer

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

The Last Dinner

"Cool, I've never met a vegan flamingo before."

Crusty Bread

'Not only do you get out of cooking tonight, but you found a place with a lazy chef too.'

"This place has the best vegan nachos!"

'We transformed our lives for the better.'

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'

After rescue from Treasure Island, Benn Gunn returned to his wife, Mary, a strict vegan.

Tofu bi-products.

What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions

"Everyone, stop looking delicious. The vegans are back and that tofurkey jerky won't keep them back much longer."

Rejected Major League Expansions

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

Vegan Cat

"I'm only eating vegans now and honestly, I feel so much healthier."

"I had the usual religious upbringing, but then I converted."