Veganism Enthusiast Gifts

"You have a problem with vegans, Tex?"

"And this is where we began labelling our products 'plant-based'."

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Vegetarian Birds

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

See you at the farmers market!

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

'Rob is a vegan.'

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

"Albino broccoli mum!"

Roasted Peppers

Frank and Ernie's Diner. Today: Alphabet Soup. The little green pieces? --- That's Ernie's idea. It's Q-cumber.

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

Peas on Earth.

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'