Veg Aficionado Gifts

'I don't understand it - I planted carrots.'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

See you at the farmers market!

"Two vegans, please."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

Roasted Peppers

"Albino broccoli mum!"

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

Peas on Earth.

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

'Are carrots good for your eyes? Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?'

"I think the problem is that you're not eating properly..."