Veg Aficionado Gifts

'I don't understand it - I planted carrots.'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"Two vegans, please."

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

See you at the farmers market!

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

Roasted Peppers

"Albino broccoli mum!"

Peas on Earth.

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

Frank and Ernie's Diner. Today: Alphabet Soup. The little green pieces? --- That's Ernie's idea. It's Q-cumber.

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

'Are carrots good for your eyes? Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?'

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

"So I can eat better here at work."