Vegetable Aficionado Gifts

Restrooms.

"What did you think I meant when I said the celery was non-negotiable."

'I told you: when it is too cold nothing is better than wearing layers.'

"The ginger root got the promotion because the ginger root is qualified."

"Look Hansel, a house made of broccoli."

"I told you before! I need a food taster who likes brussel sprouts!"

"I'll have two lettuce filled, three carrot glazed, five celery frosted. . ."

Psychiatry. You are very interesting. Unique and yes, complex carbohydrate.

Wow! Look what the spinach wrote in a memo about the green beans! And what the broccoli said is incredible! Wiki leeks.

Produce. Corn on the cob. Corn on the lam.

Fresh and Not So Fresh Market

Disgruntled toy prototypes,

Before cookies became the norm, some Chinese restaurants experimented with 'Fortune Kung Pao Borccolis'.

Months after she broke with the celery, Alice was still being stalked.

Peeled beach

Allotment

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

Advocado

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

See you at the farmers market!

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Vegetarian Birds

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

Excellent crop! What's your secret?