Vegetable Aficionado Prints

Restrooms.

"What did you think I meant when I said the celery was non-negotiable."

'I told you: when it is too cold nothing is better than wearing layers.'

"The ginger root got the promotion because the ginger root is qualified."

"Look Hansel, a house made of broccoli."

"I told you before! I need a food taster who likes brussel sprouts!"

"I'll have two lettuce filled, three carrot glazed, five celery frosted. . ."

Fresh and Not So Fresh Market

Disgruntled toy prototypes,

Before cookies became the norm, some Chinese restaurants experimented with 'Fortune Kung Pao Borccolis'.

Months after she broke with the celery, Alice was still being stalked.

Peeled beach

Allotment

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Advocado

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

Vegetarian Birds

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

See you at the farmers market!

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

Rap-scallions

Onion Tears

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables