Vegetable Enthusiasts Prints

'Needs more kale.'

'Not here, Fred.'

look dear... I bought two farmers

'Can you make me taste like broccoli?'

Rudy, do you remember when I experimented with genetically engineered produce? Yeah. And I created an enormous evil zucchini. Yep. Why? No reason. Do you have a 12-foot paring knife? Uh-oh. Huge carrot! Run!

It's her favorite --- "Okra Winfrey"!

'This is spinach, Grandma. Spinach isn't grandmotherly.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Advocado

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Vegetarian Birds

See you at the farmers market!

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Vegetarian Birthdays.

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Pea

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

Runner Bean...

Peas on Earth.

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"