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'Needs more kale.'

'Not here, Fred.'

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'Can you make me taste like broccoli?'

'This is spinach, Grandma. Spinach isn't grandmotherly.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Advocado

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

See you at the farmers market!

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Vegetarian Birds

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Pea

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

Runner Bean...

"Albino broccoli mum!"

Roasted Peppers

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

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Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

Peas on Earth.

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'