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'My child has an eating disorder. She likes vegetables.'

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

It's a wind farm.

'Eat your vegetables, or you'll go mad like your father!'

'There is something wrong with the spinach. It tastes good.'

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

'I feel so much healthier since we got this juicer.'

Woman shops at extreme organic market.

Condensed chef salad

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'Jake's Alternate Pharmacy.'

'I want you to go vegetarian.'

'We're going green? - You mean like BROCCOLI and stuff?'

Animal and Mineral.

"Oh, don't worry. I'm a vegetarian."

Pulling out Giant Carrot

"All I'm saying, Dear, is that sometimes I get tired of vegetarian restaurants!"

Vegetarian Kebabs

"More salad?"

"They're vegetables, Gerald, not dead plants."

"I don't remember any ten commandment, 'Thou shall eat thy vegetables'."

'What did you say?' - 'I was talking to my broccoli.'

'Are carrots good for your eyes? Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?'

I shop locally!

'These aren't the rewards of the home gardener. These are vegetables!'

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

Farmer 'Get off my land!'

'Does your son have to eat all that horrible broccoli?'

"These iceberg lettuces are small" / "Global warming love."

"More protein? How about some veggies once in a while?"

'No thanks, I'm a vegetarian.'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

'Mom, your diet says you can eat all the vegetables you want. Wow! A diet without vegetables!'

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"