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'You know, I bet if we steamed that and dipped it in mayo, it wouldn't be half bad... that or use it as some sort of weapon.'

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

'I think you got carried away with the whole five portions of fruit and veg thing.'

'Look, we were really misled about how cool you were...Would you mind sitting at another table?'

'May I strongly suggest the soy burger?'

'No, the vegetables.'

baby sweetcorn...

Health Foods: Closed Due to Illness

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

"Spaghetti made from squash? Sounds like fake news."

"For crying out loud Bill, we're pieces of broccoli. Can you just sit down and vegetate for awhile?"

'My doc suggested that I eat more veggies. Can you tell me where I can find the steaks - broccoli flavour?'

"But is it Organic?"

'I think I'll go for a leek!'

Dad to kid: 'I'm not playing God - I'm telling you to eat your broccoli!'

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

Vegetables at a bar with vegetable bathroom signs in the background.

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

But is it organic?

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Advocado

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

See you at the farmers market!

At the market

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

The discovery of asparagus.

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

'What are you eating now?'

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables