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'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

Fresh vegetables for sale / Pick your own for even fresher vegetables.

'It's very important to have balanced diet.'

'My wife and I will both be eating your garden this summer. We've become a two-career couple.'

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'That's for you - I've been a bit concerned about your blood pressure lately.'

'Eat your carrots. They are good for growing children.'

'Bless this spinach and bless this squash, and bless Mom and Dad except for their green thumbs.'

'Yes, it is a carrot. You haven't been getting enough fibre.'

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"The transplant can be done anytime. We can always get artichoke hearts."

'The stems are better for you.'

'Yes, I think God still would want you to say grace for asparagus and carrots.'

'Not even the prize marrow?! Alright, maybe she's not a princess.'

"There's nothing new about green products. We've been eating them for years."

'He's all eyes!'

Vegetarian trying to fall asleep

The Mythical Unicorn.

Broad Beans and Jelly Beans

"Just my luck! I'm vegetarian!"

'That was the year your Grandpa and I made your Father eat his vegetables.'

"Table number five have just eaten their table decoration!"

Lesser-Known 'Conscious Uncouplings

"I don't eat meat or fish, so I can't tell you much about the specials."

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

"Has anyone seen the extra firm tofu?"

Less popular snowman noses

"I think it says 'courgettes'."

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."

'Chicken Soup for the Vegetarian's Soul.'

Tomatoes

Tomatoes - organic, heirloom, throwing.