Veggie Lover Pillows

Fresh vegetables for sale / Pick your own for even fresher vegetables.

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'My wife and I will both be eating your garden this summer. We've become a two-career couple.'

'It's very important to have balanced diet.'

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

'Bless this spinach and bless this squash, and bless Mom and Dad except for their green thumbs.'

'Yes, it is a carrot. You haven't been getting enough fibre.'

'Eat your carrots. They are good for growing children.'

'That's for you - I've been a bit concerned about your blood pressure lately.'

"Just my luck! I'm vegetarian!"

'That was the year your Grandpa and I made your Father eat his vegetables.'

Broad Beans and Jelly Beans

The Mythical Unicorn.

Vegetarian trying to fall asleep

'He's all eyes!'

"There's nothing new about green products. We've been eating them for years."

'Not even the prize marrow?! Alright, maybe she's not a princess.'

'Yes, I think God still would want you to say grace for asparagus and carrots.'

"The transplant can be done anytime. We can always get artichoke hearts."

'The stems are better for you.'

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

Pepper's Costume

Sergeant Pepper

Grocery Shopping

'My zucchini don't understand me.'

"What? You're a vegetarian now? Do you hear this, Mabel? Our child wants to be a goddamn plant-eater!"

Meatless Burgers

'Actually, I kind of like peas, but if I eat them, what will mom think of next?'

'Are they fat free, low carb, high fibre and organic?'

I will eat my greens for you (today!)

'Mom, if I eat my broccoli will it make me something more than just a dutiful kid?'

"Table number five have just eaten their table decoration!"