Vegetable Lovers Pillows

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

Cat or squash?

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

baby sweetcorn...

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

But is it organic?

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Advocado

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

At the market

The discovery of asparagus.

See you at the farmers market!

Vegetarian Birds

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

'What are you eating now?'

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

"Florets! How lovely, I'd better put them in some boiling water."

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Vegetarian Birthdays.

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'