Vegetarian Enthusiast Pillows

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

Free Range / Deranged

"Butcher!"

A saved Christmas turkey

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

Vegetarian Suicide

Just Say No to Chicken Soup

'Yes, nine injured - but it could've been so much worse.'

'Wow vegi cat food's on special.'

New State Fair Healthy Foods Options

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Advocado

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

See you at the farmers market!

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Vegetarian Birds

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Pea

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

'Needs more kale.'

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

Runner Bean...

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'