Vegetarian Lifestyle Enthusiast Pillows

Vegetarian Birds

'I was very clear when I ordered. I'm a vegetarian, no worm toppings!'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Advocado

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Queen of Quinoa

"We're odd looking but just as good."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Give quiche a chance!

Pea

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

Runner Bean...

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"I think we can take you off the cabbage diet now"

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

Forbidden Vegetable

"In my previous life I was arugula."

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

Cheeky boy and putting 'leeks' sign on toilet.

Artichoking victim