Vegan Lifestyle Enthusiast Pillows

"I thought we agreed on Meatless Mondays."

"I wouldn't get your hopes up. . . they've gone vegan!"

The Environmentalist

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Vegetarian Birds

See you at the farmers market!

"Is there a vegan option?"

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

"Albino broccoli mum!"

Peas on Earth.

'Rob is a vegan.'

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

Frank and Ernie's Diner. Today: Alphabet Soup. The little green pieces? --- That's Ernie's idea. It's Q-cumber.

Roasted Peppers

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"